May 2011
1 post
mid 2k's pop albums
Seriously the the 2k’s were a great time for weird mstream pop albums. Here’s what you missed if you were too busy listening to the arcade fire or ariel pink:
Aaliyah “Ultimate”
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BPW6OX00
Avril Lavigne’s “Best Damn Thing”
http://www.mediafire.com/?tzzon3jnjxt
Beyonce “Bday”
...
February 2011
2 posts
THINGS I HATE #1
Like all of my family, my hate is strong.
Rationality, art, cocaine, vodka, men, trucks, SUV’s, three button jackets that are not a joke, roomy suits, cops, seriousness, serious people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fyxY7OE5YQ →
December 2010
1 post
me: i noticed after reading catcher in the rye that you talk like holden Sent at 4:36 PM on Wednesday ryanthegurl: i know.its disturbing Sent at 4:40 PM on Wednesday ryanthegurl: devin said i survived on ill will and pictures of cupcakes Sent at 4:44 PM on Wednesday me: uhhh shut upwhat are you a manic pixie dream girl?
November 2010
2 posts
I really wanted to come by your but after what happened last Night. Yesterday afternoon when we Spoke last you said you were upset or grumpy or something. Was that just work stuff or is something wronG? I had a weird flash back: forward PREMANITION thing. Like when you see a future situation sparked by a past event. oh rather the memory of a feeling or sensation occurred at that time. so let me if...
waitthoughreally asked: matthew led me to your tumblr, and i really enjoy your writing.
but you haven't updated in a while, which can be a bummer.
(this "question" is not really for publishing, just letting you know i'm a stranger on the internet who's a fan of your blog)
but you haven't updated in a while, which can be a bummer.
(this "question" is not really for publishing, just letting you know i'm a stranger on the internet who's a fan of your blog)
October 2010
5 posts
1 tag
Who's the most underrated athlete?
this question is nonsense.
Ask me anything
1 tag
If you could instantly become fluent in another...
spanish
Ask me anything
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/californiasu
1 tag
What's the best place near you to get some ice...
anyone who knows me knows the answer.
Ask me anything
You: good thinking
best to flee before they set up the camps
Me: i feel like that’s a really jewish way of thinking
we’ve lost yahweh and gained hitler
You: fits. an angry god by any other name…
Me: yeah maybe it is a matter of degrees.
…is just as pissed
Sent at 2:48 PM on Tuesday
July 2010
2 posts
Embarrassing Stories
These are some stories I’ve heard over the last year. None of them are me.
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I was fucking this girl, and she was a big girl, like the kind who’s thighs rub together, and who smell kind of bad. She had thick lips that when covered by lipstick seem to have been glued onto her face. We’d met towards the end of the night, about twenty minutes...
Date With Dinah
I developed a crush on Dinah in Los Angeles. She’s my type- dark, busty, funny, strange. We hung out, we went to party where I folded my arms around her waist and tried to kiss her. She wasn’t interested, but she didn’t push me away. A week later I asked her out for dinner and drinks. She said yes. At 6:00pm the day of, she texted me about the details. I told her to meet me at...
May 2010
4 posts
Worst Friend
So I had a perfect day yesterday, after a middling performance on a final a friend of mine whom I was supposed to have dinner with canceled- or more accurately, I txt’d to confirm and then he remembered and canceled. This puts him at a six month perfect record for canceling on me, and means he’s in the running for his second straight year of being my worst friend. He’s not awful...
Lost
In the last year i’ve lost three pieces of apparel (to my knowledge- others could be lost, but I don’t know yet)
1. An american apparel oversized sweatshirt (srsly, it looked like a mumu)
2. An american apparel oversized black tank.
3. A pair of cheap monday short short cut off’s I cut myself! Of the three this is the one I miss the most.
I’ve also lost two friends...
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
7 posts
if you could, would you spend your life asleep?
Favorite Song #3: Half on a Baby by R. Kelly
Favorite song #2: Really Stupid by the Primitives
would you rather be
(A) a chill dennis cooper victim who has a pretty good time until you get dismembered?
or
(B) a high anxiety bret easton ellis dude who lives 4ever but never has a good time?
Favorite Song #1: Tornado Warnings by Beirut...
I made a chain of bruises, and put it on your neck.
Skinny
Skinny The first day in a year, not wearing skinny jeans, I overhear: “the only plus of those pants is that they sterilize the wearer.” The next day, my slacks covered in blood, I am so happy to be back in the jeans of my people.